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Who's there. You already know. You open anyway.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Howl.
Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream.
Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and open the door.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Closure.
Closure who? Closure the window, it's windy.
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Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady.
A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.
Opportunity who? Opportunity doesn't knock twice. This is the once.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ya.
Ya who? What are you so excited about?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Nanna.
Nanna who? Nanna your business — only kidding. Nanna goat to see you.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh— MOO.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Robin.
Robin who? Robin you of another minute. Here's a joke.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben.
Ben who? Ben knocking for ages.