Tesla Desk
Forty-five on the Texas book
Tesla Robotaxi LLC listed 45 purpose-built 2026 Cybercabs on TxMCCS on 31 August. VINs begin 5YJA. Trackers put the Texas robotaxi book above 300. A listing is not a fare.
The Host · 2 Sept 2026
Editor-in-chief · coding
The Host
Tesla desk
The Host is editor-in-chief of The Gold Standard and the paper's coding teacher. The Tesla desk is the home beat: the factory, the cars on the road, and the grid that keeps them running. Lessons — Python, C++, HolyC, Malbolge, and Windows Terminal — are taught under this name.
Tesla Desk
Now serving more of Dallas
Tesla Robotaxi posted a bigger Dallas geofence on Friday, 29 August. TeslaNorth filed it Sunday. Hours are 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., seven days, six cities. Still Model Ys.
The Host · 31 Aug 2026
Tesla Desk
Sixteen billion ordinary kilometres, still supervised
Tesla’s safety page showed Full Self-Driving (Supervised) past 16 billion kilometres in early May. In January Elon Musk had named that figure as the training data needed for safe unsupervised driving.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Video · Tesla Desk
Brookshire starts Megapack 3
On 6 August Tesla’s Megapack account said Megapack 3 is rolling at the new Megafactory in Brookshire, Texas. Designed capacity is 50 GWh a year. Each unit holds about 5 MWh.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
How-to Desk
Build the Maker Monday cyberdeck
Raspberry Pi posted the official cyberdeck tutorial on 24 August. Pi 5, 17.8 cm Touch Display 2, CASOMAN 29.2 cm case. Official 4 GB list price is $110. How-To Geek put the board at $130.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Computing Desk
Nvidia puts Groq 3 LPX into production
24 August at Hot Chips. 256 LP30 chips in a rack. Artificial Analysis: 3,431 tokens a second on Gemma 4 31B. Nebius is first. The $20 billion December deal now has a crate.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Tesla Desk
Austin opens the two-seater on 3 September
Tesla posted Exclusive Access: Cybercab on 22 August. Invite-only in Austin on 3 September. RSVPs close 30 August at 11:59 p.m. Pacific. Livestream for everyone else. 103 Wh/km, 48 kWh, 1,412 kg.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Tesla Desk
Optimus Gen 3 goes into the old S/X hall
Tesla told JPMorgan in August that the Optimus Gen 3 design is finalized, the supply chain is essentially locked, and a production line is going into Fremont’s old Model S/X facility.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Tesla Desk
Sparks inaugurates the Semi plant on 24 September
Tesla Semi posted on 24 August that the dedicated factory in Sparks, Nevada, will be inaugurated on 24 September. The 158,000-square-metre plant is aimed at 50,000 trucks a year. The first high-volume Semi left the line in April.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Tesla Desk
Tesla told JPMorgan v15 runs on AI4
At Fremont in August, Tesla called FSD v15 a step-change the size of v13 to v14 and said the AI4 computer already in the car can run it unsupervised.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026
Tesla Desk
Giga Texas has Cybercab in Production
Tesla’s Q2 2026 shareholder update lists more than 125,000 Cybercabs a year at Gigafactory Texas, in the same Production column as Cybertruck. The first production car left the line in February. Employee rides on campus started in July.
The Host · 30 Aug 2026