Dad

Dad

I used to be a baker.

Dad

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?

Dad

I don't trust those trees.

Dad

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?

Dad

I named my dog Five Miles.

Dad

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Dad

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

Dad

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

Dad

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Dad

Why did the dad sit on the clock?

Dad

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Dad

I used to play piano by ear.