Dad

Dad

What do you call a belt made of watches?

Dad

I told a joke about a pencil.

Dad

Why did the dad stare at the orange juice?

Dad

I used to be a personal trainer.

Dad

What's a dad's favourite kind of news?

Dad

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Dad

Why did the dad bring string to the party?

Dad

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

Dad

I used to run a ferry.

Dad

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Dad

I ordered a chicken and an egg from the shop.

Dad

Why did the dad sit on the newspaper?