Puns

Puns

I used to be a banker.

Puns

Have you heard the one about the chemist?

Puns

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Puns

What do you call a fake noodle?

Puns

I wanted to be a baker.

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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I got a job at a calendar factory.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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I used to hate maths.

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The electrician did a shocking job.

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I bought a boat because it was on sail.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?