Puns

Puns

I got a job at an orange juice factory.

Puns

The optometrist made a spectacle of himself.

Puns

I used to play the triangle in a band.

Puns

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

Puns

I wanted to learn to play piano.

Puns

The baker's holiday was a piece of cake.

Puns

I used to collect shells.

Puns

What do you call a snowman with a suntan?

Puns

I told a chemistry joke.

Puns

The musician's ladder broke.

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I used to be a wrestler.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?